Day 1 Wow! I feel amazing, I’m going to run for half of my workout!
Day 2 Did I just masturbate for the third time today? Everything is awesome!
Day 3 I’m a little tired today, is it really only 7:30 P.M.?
Day 4 I think I’m coming down with the flu.
Day 5 I’m taking a mental health day tomorrow. YES, I know it’s only Tuesday. Fuck off. Don’t talk to me, don’t touch me, why are you talking to me. I HATE everyone I have ever known.
Day 6 I wanted to write, I wanted to shop, I wanted to take myself out to lunch and watch Gerard Butler run around in an Egyptian skirt while I drool uncontrollably. Why the hell is it noon and I can’t drag myself out of bed? Everything hurts.
Day 7 I hate my job.
Day 8 I hate my job. Dammit, where’s my purse?
Day 9 Thank heaven for the weekend! Jeez, another trip to the bathroom, might as well not even bother getting out of the pajamas.
Day 10 I’m going to bleed for the rest of my life.
Day 11 Just like that, it’s over.
Day 12 What the f**ge?!?
Day 13 I’ll wear one just in case.
Day 14 Well, thanks Mother Nature, you soulless bitch, see you in two months.
Wow! Is that how it goes???? Goodness gracious!
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I’m sure it’s a little different for everyone…lol! It’s been a long day.
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Very well described. Those hormone swings are frightening.
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I hate them. I have to constantly talk myself down in my own head.
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Nope, no idea what you’re talking about…No, no, no!
OK, I give in, bloody awful time, seriously glad it’s over and done with. And menopause does have it’s up side, first year I worked out a totally fool proof plan to murder my father-in-law, now that’s bound to come in handy!
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You mean, for the book, right? LOL
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He’ll no, it might come in REALLY handy some time 😊
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And by the way…is them really your feet?
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Nah, they’d never have gotten me back to NoDak!
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God, cos the toes are funny.
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Nope, no idea what you’re talking about…No, no, no! OK, I give in, bloody awful time, really glad it’s over and done with. And menopause does have it’s up side, first year I worked out a totally fool proof plan to murder my father in law, now that’s bound to come in handy!
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Yah, I was hiding this week, you weren’t losing your mind….
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I wouldn’t count on that 😛
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He’ll was supposed to be Hell, and God was supposed to be good. Mobiles are rubbish for this stuff!
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This was hilarious and so true. 😁
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I’m so glad to hear it! I’ve got brooms for all of us!
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LOL, Thanks! 9
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Just need your height and the weight off your driver’s license and I’ll get it right out to you.
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Hahaha 😁
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